Oh I’m SO glad it’s Friday!!!
Even though my chart ruler is Mercury, I woke up today fully possessed by Venus vibes. Why? Because it’s Friday—a day ruled by Venus—and Venus is in Aquarius. And if you know anything about astrology, you know that means we’re in for some weird. So yeah, I live my life by Mercury, but Venus gets a front-row seat today.
And because I’m generous (and a little manic), I’m here to help you align with this cosmic chaos. Whether you’re Libra Rising—Venus’s favorite—or just a cosmic side character wondering what this even means, strap in. Let’s get unhinged.
Libra Rising: Your Chart Ruler is Running the Show
Libra Rising, you’ve got no excuse today. Venus is your chart ruler, and she’s camping out in Aquarius, which means you’re due for a hard reset. This isn’t the time for your usual harmony-seeking, people-pleasing vibe. Venus in Aquarius doesn’t care about what’s polite—it cares about what’s real.
- What You Need to Do: Be authentically, unapologetically weird. Call up your most eccentric friend and plan something so left field it shocks even you. Or, better yet, dress like the walking contradiction you are: chic but chaotic, bold but balanced. You’re not here to blend in; you’re here to bend reality.
And the Rest of You? Sit Down, Take Notes
Not Libra Rising? That’s fine. You’re still under Venus’s Aquarian spell, so you’re getting homework too. Here’s what your rising sign needs to do to tap into this energy:
- Aries Rising: Take your usual chaos and crank it to 11. Shave your head, challenge someone to an arm-wrestling match, or start a fight with a mirror. Just go.
- Taurus Rising: Buy the most unnecessary, over-the-top luxury item you can find. Velvet pajamas? Sure. A platinum water bottle? Absolutely.
- Gemini Rising: Write the kind of love letter that would make your therapist worry. Mail it, burn it, or fold it into a paper crane—your call.
- Cancer Rising: Force your friends or family into a spontaneous group activity. Bonus points if it involves karaoke or competitive laser tag.
- Leo Rising: Post something outrageously self-indulgent on social media. Captions that include existential philosophy or song lyrics encouraged.
- Virgo Rising: Channel your inner chaos into organizing something, but make it weird. Color-code your snacks. Alphabetize your spices by vibe.
- Scorpio Rising: Send a cryptic text and watch the fallout. Be the human embodiment of Schrödinger’s cat: enigmatic and untouchable.
- Sagittarius Rising: Do something so outside your comfort zone it feels illegal. Sign up for a pole-dancing class or try free solo climbing. Go big or go home.
- Capricorn Rising: Burn your to-do list. Yes, you heard me. Watch it smolder, then decide what actually matters while you toast a marshmallow over the ashes.
- Aquarius Rising: Create something wildly unconventional. A playlist, an art piece, or a new social theory. You’re already weird; let it be your superpower.
- Pisces Rising: Get lost in a dreamy rabbit hole of your choice. Paint, write, or read something that makes you forget what planet you’re on.
Don’t Know Your Rising Sign? Yikes.
If you’re reading this and thinking, Wait, what’s a Rising Sign?, let me make this clear: You’re living in the cosmic equivalent of airplane mode. You’re here, but you’re not fully connected. Stop wasting time. Email me at admin@astrofiend.com, and I’ll help you find out. Seriously. You’re overdue.
Final Thoughts: Venus in Aquarius Wants You to Stop Being Boring
Venus in Aquarius doesn’t have time for your excuses or your need to fit in. It’s here to remind you that the universe is a glitchy, vibrating web of infinite possibilities, and you’re not tapping into even a fraction of it.
So, whether you’re Libra Rising or not, take this as your sign to shake it up. Be weird. Be bold. Break the simulation.
And when you’re done, come back and tell me what you did. I’ll be here, sipping coffee and waiting for the chaos to unfold.✨